Consider This Your Weekly Chuckle…

But Ann Wurtzburger is a money-grubbing seahag, so the reason she’s suing KFC for $20 million is because the bucket of chicken she bought for $20 was only half full of chicken.

If you’re thinking, “Could she not have simply gone back to the KFC and asked them to fill the bucket up?” then congratulations.  You’re a normal human being.

But Ann Wurtzburger isn’t.  She said, about her ordeal:

“I came home and said, ‘Where’s the chicken?’ I thought I was going to have a couple of meals. They’re showing a bucket that’s overflowing with chicken. You get half a bucket! That’s false advertising, and it doesn’t feed the whole family. They’re small pieces!”

Ann Wurtzburger told the New York Post that KFC offered her $70 worth of gift certificates, but she sent them back, because she says this is about “the principle of the matter.”  She went on:

“Sometimes you gotta hit people where they feel the hurt. For me, a corporation like that – would be in the pocketbook.”

Full article: I Shouldn’t Want To Punch A Grandma In The Face. But I Want To Punch This Grandma In The Face. – Chicks On The Right

I am thinking this one will get thrown out. And if it doesn’t, it may be time to reevaluate our legal system. This is a frivolous lawsuit if I ever saw one.

Besides… it’s a bucket of chicken. Did you not look inside the bucket before you left with it?!

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