LOL!: What Are Those Strange Red Strobe Lights Inside The White House?

BREAKING: What Are Those Strange Red Strobe Lights Inside The White House?

Apparently, there was a red light strobing at the White House.

Then this:

And everyone is all a flutter on Twitter… because of course they are. But there are some funny guesses as to what it could be.

My guesses?

  • Trump is sitting there with a laser pointer at a mirror, flashing that thing as fast as he can, and laughing his butt off.
  • Mad scientist
  • Disco party
  • Someone unplugged an alarm clock, plugged it back in, and then forgot to reset it.
  • The secret service is flashing laser pointers, and one guy is yelling back all the Twitter comments about it so they can all laugh. Alcohol is probably involved.
  • The secret service are into the hookers again.
  • Baron is playing video games.
  • Trump is setting his farts on fire.
  • Baron is setting his farts on fire.
  • Melania is setting her farts on fire.
  • The secret service are setting each other’s farts on fire.
  • Liberal heads exploding.
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