Apparently, there was a red light strobing at the White House.
And everyone is all a flutter on Twitter… because of course they are. But there are some funny guesses as to what it could be.
- Trump is sitting there with a laser pointer at a mirror, flashing that thing as fast as he can, and laughing his butt off.
- Mad scientist
- Disco party
- Someone unplugged an alarm clock, plugged it back in, and then forgot to reset it.
- The secret service is flashing laser pointers, and one guy is yelling back all the Twitter comments about it so they can all laugh. Alcohol is probably involved.
- The secret service are into the hookers again.
- Baron is playing video games.
- Trump is setting his farts on fire.
- Baron is setting his farts on fire.
- Melania is setting her farts on fire.
- The secret service are setting each other’s farts on fire.
- Liberal heads exploding.