“Hail Satan” license plates now available in Tenn.

Source: “Hail Satan” license plates now available in Tenn. – Chattanooga Bystander

It’s satire, calm down.

However, I have to admit… if it were real and I lived in Tennessee… I’d get it, just to piss people off. LOL!

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LOL!: What Are Those Strange Red Strobe Lights Inside The White House?

BREAKING: What Are Those Strange Red Strobe Lights Inside The White House?

Apparently, there was a red light strobing at the White House.

Then this:

And everyone is all a flutter on Twitter… because of course they are. But there are some funny guesses as to what it could be.

My guesses?

  • Trump is sitting there with a laser pointer at a mirror, flashing that thing as fast as he can, and laughing his butt off.
  • Mad scientist
  • Disco party
  • Someone unplugged an alarm clock, plugged it back in, and then forgot to reset it.
  • The secret service is flashing laser pointers, and one guy is yelling back all the Twitter comments about it so they can all laugh. Alcohol is probably involved.
  • The secret service are into the hookers again.
  • Baron is playing video games.
  • Trump is setting his farts on fire.
  • Baron is setting his farts on fire.
  • Melania is setting her farts on fire.
  • The secret service are setting each other’s farts on fire.
  • Liberal heads exploding.
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‘The Shove Felt ‘Round the World’: The Media Lose It After Trump Shows NATO He’s ‘America First’

‘The Shove Felt ‘Round the World’: The Media Lose It After Trump Shows NATO He’s ‘America First’

I swear, this country sometimes. Apparently, everyone is offended by Trump “shoving” this dude. If you saw my last Weekly Funny post here, you know how I felt about it.

Folks, lighten up! I know, I know… he “shoved” someone you suddenly deem important even though you probably didn’t know his name until you decided to be outraged.

In the meantime, I’m over here like (Language warning):

I’m sorry, the clip was the funniest thing I’ve seen all week! LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!!!!!! He pushes that guy aside and then just look at him!!!! How can you not at least chuckle?! I’m over here putting music behind it like it’s going out of style because it makes me laugh harder, and you’re getting outraged. Please.

This man gets it:

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Your Weekly Funny: Move! Get Out the Way!

OK. Look. Normally, when I type “LOL” online, like everyone else, I probably didn’t actually laugh out loud. This time, I did. Both of these, no matter how many times I see them, I laugh out loud.

I took some liberties with this first one, language warning for the added music. But the music had to be there.

And this one…. shade is thrown…. a shoulder is thrown out in response. (I don’t know who the voices belong to, sorry)

 

Your Weekly Funny: Someone Burned Him on Wikipedia

I was bored tonight and found myself clicking through the below sourced link. This popped up and I couldn’t help but share it. Someone edited the wikipedia page about invertebrates and created this gem! Yes, I checked… it isn’t live anymore. But we have this screen capture to live off of for a moment.

Source: 10+ Of The Funniest Wikipedia Edits By Internet Vandals | Bored Panda

Harrisburg Trump Rally Chants “CNN Sucks” As The Network Broadcasts!

 

Source: Harrisburg Trump Rally Chants “CNN Sucks” As The Network Broadcasts! ⋆ WayneDupree.com

Now that’s funny!

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Chicago PD Releases Picture Of Guns They’ve Seized. There’s Just One Problem

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Source: Chicago PD Releases Picture Of Guns They’ve Seized. There’s Just One Problem

Uh… I’m your huckleberry. LOL!

Also…

So now you consider that a gun, huh?

In case you don’t see the humor or get the two things I just posted, the guns pictured… the little one is the world’s least effective caliber, the .25. The one above it is a replica black powder revolver. Yes, it most likely shoots. No, your average thug probably doesn’t know how to load it (I’ll be honest, I’m an avid fan of firearms, have tons of training, and have trained others, but I haven’t the slightest idea how to properly load that myself. I’ve seen them fired… lots of bang and smoke). Especially if he’s using all those drugs. Yes, your average thug would also probably remove most of his own fingers with it instead of hurting someone else. Especially if he’s using all those drugs.

Also, I’m not sure the black powder revolver is even covered under current gun laws. I might be wrong, I’m a little out of date. But most black powder stuff like that at least used to not be.

I love it when they show gun buy back photos and gun confiscations. It’s usually the most bizarre stuff they find.